My Dysfunctional Family Episode 1

My Dysfunctional Family Episode 1

Well I hope you enjoy the story.

In a small house in Canada, a young boy with dark spiky hair was doing a drawing. His name was Mike Hayes. "Alright done." Mike said.

Just then a ball came through the room and spilled a cup of water Mike was drinking on to his drawing.

'That's me Mike Hayes, I'm just and average 15-year old boy, but one problem I have a weird family.'

"Not funny Mal! " Mike yelled.

Just then a boy that looked similar to Mike only his hair is down covering one eye comes in. He is Mike's twin brother Mal Hayes. "Sorry Mike." Mal said in a mocking tone, and then walked off laughing.

'And that's my annoying twin brother Mal. Of course I probably should have gone back like this morning.'

* Scene changes to this morning *

Mal and Mike where in the living room, fighting over the remote.

"Mal give me the remote." Mike said getting upset.

"Sorry no can do." Mal said. Mike and Mal where still fighting, until a woman and a man came by and stopped them.

"Boys come on stop fighting." Mike and Mal's mom Elizabeth Hayes said. She had tanned skin, and long dark brown hair.

'That's our mom she is probably the most normal one in the family she is very sweet and kind.'

'And that's our dad, or should I say the coach and English teacher at my school.'

"Alright boys knock it off." David Hayes, Mike and Mal's dad said pulling both Mal and Mike off each other.

Mal and Mike then glared at each other and both of them sat in the couch. "This is your fault." Mike and Mal said. "Not it's your fault." They said again.

"It's both your faults." Mrs. Hayes said. "Look ever since then you two have been fighting, can you at least get along for 5 minutes."

"No." Mike and Mal said.

"Well come on you two it's breakfast and you two need it." Mrs. Hayes said. Mal and Mike looked at each other and got up, and went to the kitchen.

Mal and Mike went into the kitchen and saw two other boys, who where their older brothers there eating breakfast. The two boys where also twins as well. The first brother had his hair slicked back, and the other wore a fedora, their names where Mike and Mal's older brothers Vito and Manitoba.

"Did you two save us breakfast?" Mike asked.

"No." The two brothers replied.

'And these are our brothers Manitoba and Vito. They're the first pair of twins, and my older brothers. Yes my mom had two pairs of twins first them, and then Mal and I. '

Mike just rolled his eyes, and went to the fridge to look for something to eat. Mal smirked and saw that Vito had a piece of toast, and decided to take that instead. "Thanks bro." Mal thanked, and sat down.

"Eh!" Vito replied.

'Well since there are two pairs of twins. We kind of look up to Vito and Manitoba, Mal looks up to Vito, and I look up to Manitoba, kind of.'

Mike just took out a muffin in the refrigerator, and sat down next to his brothers. Just then Mr. and Mrs. Hayes came in the kitchen. "Boys sit down we have something to tell you guys." Mrs. Hayes said.

"Wait hold on." Mr. Hayes said. "Svetlana come down here we have some big news!" Mr. Hayes yelled.

"Coming!" Svetlana yelled. Svetlana then came in the kitchen, and sat next to Mike hugging him.

'And this is Svetlana, our little sister. She is very athletic, and can learn Russian. She also likes me the most, and Manitoba.'

"Hi Svetlana." Mike said smiling. Svetlana smiled back, and sat down.

"So dad what's the news?" Vito asked about to take a drink of juice.

"Well Vito," Mrs. Hayes said. "Your Grandpa Chester is coming to live with us." Mrs. Hayes finally said, making Vito, and Mal spit out their drinks.

"Grandpa Chester!" Mike and Svetlana said smiling. "Yes!" Mike and Svetlana cheered.

"No!" Mal, Manitoba, and Vito yelled back.

"Mom, Dad please be joking." Mal begged.

Mr. and Mrs. Hayes just shook their heads. "Sorry he's coming over sometime this week." Mr. Hayes said. Mr. and Mrs. Hayes smiled and left the kitchen. Mike and Svetlana smiled, while Vito, Manitoba, and Mal glared at them.

Later in the day Mal was playing videogames, and Mike came in with his lunch. "Hey Mal." Mike said with a smile. Mal gave him a glare, and went back to playing his videogame.

"Listen Mal I know Grandpa Chester coming to live with us is a surprise, but it would be fun right." Mike said. Mal sighed and paused his game.

"Look Mike I'm sure you're happy he's living here, but what about Me, Vito, and Manitoba." Mal said.

"What about you guys?" Mike asked.

"Well there is someone in the house watching us, and do you know what that means." Mal explained. Mike just looked at him confused.

"It means no more sneaking out." Mal finally said.

"Ok." Mike said.

"I mean think about it Mike you know how hard it is too sneak out, with Grandpa Chester here?" Mal asked.

"I think I get your point, I mean you sneaked out of the house more then 10 times." Mike replied.

"I snuck out of the house 20 times, 10 more then Vito has done." Mal replied back.

"Yeah I kept track." Mike replied. Mal just glared at him.

"Well this time, Manitoba, Vito, and I are going to celebrate, by sneaking out." Mal said. Mike rolled his eyes, and walked away.

Mike then walked in the kitchen, but Mal caught up to him.

"Come on Mike can you cover for me?" Mal asked.

"Not this time Mal, I nearly got in trouble because of you sneaking out." Mike said back.

"Come on please it's the last night please." Mal begged.

Before Mike could answer, the doorbell ranged. Mike smiled, and Mal got nervous.

"Well I guess your plan has been ruined." Mike mocked, as he ran too the other room.

Mal just glared, and fallowed Mike to the room.

Mike's grandpa Chester looked a little like Mike, and all his siblings except one eye was closed. Mike and Svetlana smiled when they saw who was here, excepting of Mal, Vito, and Manitoba who just frowned.

"This is a nightmare." Manitoba said. Vito and Mal nodded in agreement.

"I'm so glad you get to be with us Grandpa Chester." Mike said with a smile.

"I'm so glad, since I don't have to be by myself in the house anymore." Chester complained coming in. Mike still smiled along with Svetlana.

Mal glared, and he then came up with a plan. "Alright Vito and Manitoba this is no time to give up." Mal said.

"So where still going to do the sneak out plan." Vito said.

"Yes." Mal said. Mal then smirked.

Later tonight, which was the night the story started. Mike was done drawing a picture for a project. Suddenly Mal came with a ball then threw it on Mike's drink, which spilled on his picture.

" Ok this is where we started from the beginning. "

"You destroyed the project I need for school." Mike said.

Mal just crossed his arms. "So what." Mal said.

While they where arguing Manitoba and Vito tried to sneak out, they succeeded.

"So." Mike said back and sighed. "Look you better not be doing anything stupid tonight." Mike said.

"Oh and why?" Mal asked smirking. Mike smirked back.

Just then Vito and Manitoba came in glaring, while Chester was behind them. "You two better not be going out." Chester said glaring at his two grandsons.

Manitoba and Vito glared at Mal, who just went inside the kitchen. Mike smirked, and Mal growled at him going inside the kitchen, hoping to talk to his brothers.

Later on at night, Mike parents went out for dinner, Mike was re working on his sketch, Svetlana was in her room, and Chester was sleeping. After Mike finished he went up to his room, which was also Mal's room as well.

When Mike got up to his room, he saw didn't see Mal. "Mal." Mike called out. Mike looked around in their closet, and behind the door hoping Mal wasn't trying to scare him.

However, after a few seconds Mike saw the window opened, and a note near his desk. Mike read the note, and glared, and ran out of the room.

Mike then went into Svetlana's room, where she was just reading a teen magazine. "Svetlana have you seen Mal, Manitoba, and Vito anywhere?" Mike asked.

Svetlana shook her head. "Sorry no." Svetlana said. Mike sighed, and finally showed Svetlana the truth. Svetlana's eyes widen. "Why didn't you tell me?!" Svetlana yelled.

"I thought you would know!" Mike yelled back. Svetlana got out of her bed grabbed her coat, and Mike fallowed her. Once they got down stairs they had to tip toe.

"Wait is this still sneaking out?" Svetlana asked. Mike just shook his head.

"No. Not when it's stopping your brothers." Mike said. Svetlana just shrugged, and the two left off to find their brothers.

Later outside Mal was finally outside with his two older brothers, he was lucky to sneak out. "Alright lets go." Manitoba said.

"Yeah." Mal and Vito cheered as the three ran off. As they ran off Svetlana and Mike found them, and fallowed them.

As Mal, Manitoba, and Vito were walking Mal noticed something. "Wait can you guys just drive, I mean what if Mike and Svetlana fallow us?" Mal asked.

"Sorry mate." Manitoba apologized. "We won't drive till a few weeks. Mom and Dad said so."

Mal groaned, and they decided to keep walking. As Mal and his brothers were walking Svetlana and Mike were in front of them glaring.

"Yo how did you get here before us?" Vito said.

"Shortcut." Svetlana and Mike said at the same time.

"Listen you guys this is our last night we get to sneak out, now either you want to join us, or go back home." Mal said.

"Were going back home come on Svetlana." Mike said, but Svetlana didn't move. "Svet. Come on." Mike said again, this made the three brothers smirk.

"Sorry Mike, but just for once. Please." Svetlana begged. Mike rolled his eyes and gave in.

"Fine I'll do this one time." Mike said. Mal gave a smirk, while Mike just glared.

The siblings where at the movie theater, "Alright which movie do you guys want to see?" Manitoba asked. Svetlana smiled and raised her hand.

"Nothing that involves princess, love scenes, or anything cute and girly." Mal said. Svetlana blew a raspberry at Mal, and put her hand down.

"How about an horror movie." Vito said. Mal smiled and gave him a high five.

"Guys remember we have Svetlana with us, and remember the last time we all went to a horror movie Svetlana had to sleep in our rooms for a week." Mike explained.

Just then Mike smiled at movie they saw. "What about an action movie." Mike suggested smiling.

"Fine." Mal groaned. Vito and Manitoba smiled, and the two went to pay the ticket.

As they where paying the ticket Svetlana saw their mom and dad, Svetlana gasped and whispered to Mike at whom she saw. Mike gasped and whispered to Manitoba and Vito who just got the tickets, they gasped and what they heard, and went to hide.

Mal then saw his parents as well, and hid with his siblings. "Well this is great Mal." Manitoba said.

"Hey I didn't know they were going to be here." Mal said back.

Mike and Svetlana shushed them. "Quiet do you want them to hear us, and get in trouble." Mike said. The brothers shook their head and Mike smiled.

Mr. and Mrs. Hayes after they got there tickets Mr. Hayes phone rang. "Hello." He said. The person who was calling was Chester calling about the kids are gone.

"What!" Mr. Hayes said. "Even Mike and Svetlana." He said again.

"I call you later." Mr. Hayes said. Mrs. Hayes was worried now.

"What happened?" Mrs. Hayes asked.

"The kids are gone. I'm going to call one of them to see where they are." Mr. Hayes said.

"Here I'm going to call one of them as well." Mrs. Hayes said grabbing her phone. Mr. and Mrs. Hayes then took out their cell phones calling one of the kids.

"Well all shut off our phones right?" Mal asked. Manitoba, Svetlana, and Mike looked at each other, when Vito's phone rang. Vito nervously picked up his phone.

"Hi Mom." Vito said. Mr. and Mrs. Hayes looked behind them, and saw their kids behind a poster board. Mike, Mal, Svetlana, and Manitoba glared and Vito.

Back at home the kids where sitting on the couch, while Mr. and Mrs. Hayes were upset with them. "I can't believe you guys snuck out!" Mrs. Hayes yelled. The kids stayed quiet, even Mal. Mike and Svetlana frowned since this was the first time either of them got in trouble.

"Even you Mike and Svetlana. I thought you two would be good enough to know." Mrs. Hayes said again. That word made Mike and Svetlana feel guilty.

"I want to know right now whose idea was it to sneak out of the house." Mr. Hayes said. Vito and Manitoba looked at Mal.

Mal got up and ready to say something, but Mike stood up. "Wait. Look Mal, Manitoba, and Vito were the one's who sneaked out, I tried to stop them, but it only led up with me and Svetlana going. Mal told us we should have gone back home." Mike explained.

Mr. and Mrs. Hayes where surprised. "So if anyone should be punished it should be me." Mike said.

Mr. and Mrs. Hayes saw this was surprising since when Mal got in trouble Mike always told them the truth, but this time Mike was standing up for his brother.

"Alright we'll talk about this tomorrow Mike right now everyone should get ready for bed." Mrs. Hayes said. Everyone, besides Mike and Mal all left to do what they need to do before bed.

"Why did you stand up for me?" Mal asked.

"I know we hate each other but where brothers, we need to save each others backs sometimes." Mike explained.

'I may hate Mal, but he's my brother and that means where sort of friends.'

"Wow thanks." Mal said.

"Anytime. I know one day you will do it for me." Mike said.

Mal just laughed. "Yeah that means I'm now the good child, and you're the problem." Mal laughed, and Mike glared chasing him.

The next morning Mike and Mal where just watching TV, this time not fighting. Just then Mr. Hayes came in. "Alright which one of you thought it was cool to paint all my tools with red." Mr. Hayes said taking out his toolbox, which is all painted red.

Mike and Mal looked at each other and pointed at one another. Mr. Hayes then got shocked, and left.